A Wiskey Holliday

Oh man here's a holiday I could get into.

"Activities are basic: You drink some whisky, eat some haggis and recite the lines of Robbie Burns, Scotland's national poet.

If you don't like dishes made from sheep's lung, you can skip the haggis. Truth be told, the poetry's optional, too. Just pour yourself a wee dram and drink. Then repeat the process."

All for the sake of the whiskey industry.

http://money.cnn.com/2005/01/20/pf/goodlife/whisky/index.htm